June 2013
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
May 2013
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
Although, maybe its a good thing we’re all lazy here. I’ve seen some pretty detailed murder plots on this website…
one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner
